Everyone wearing waterproof mascara on Bid Day. TSM.

Walking into the bar and being saluted by every Navy sailor present. TSM.

Your big’s boyfriend getting into an argument with your boyfriend about which of you is more high-maintenance. TSM.

Trying not to laugh when you see all the new members start to panic when they first hear the words “No makeup.” TSM.

I’m sorry, did my opinion offend you? You should hear the ones I keep to myself. TSM.

Northern class, southern charm. TSM.

“She put the whore in horrifying.” TSM.

If you can’t say something nice, say something clever and devastating. TSM.

“Can we talk about something I’m actually interested in?” TSM.

“First of all, I would like to make one thing clear. I never explain anything.” -Mary Poppins. TSM.