Now accepting applications for a formal date. TSM.

I may be a lightweight, but I am NOT a cheap date. TSM.

“You’ll never guess what your little did now.” TSM.

Singing along to a song about thrift shops, knowing you’ll never actually go near one. TSM.

Educating new members on exactly who can sit with us. TSM.

You hurt my little. Prepare to die. TSM.