Making your boyfriend sand his own cooler. TSM.

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear about my sorority. I’m going to tell you anyway. TSM.

His girlfriend blocking your number on his phone because you’re “too pretty.” TSM.

Does Pinterest count as studying? TSM.

Your little brother’s jaw hitting the floor when he sees your sorority’s Christmas card. TSM.

Getting into your favorite bars without even having a fake ID. TSM.

Every fraternity following you on Twitter since freshman year. TSM.