Actually, I don’t use “Daddy’s credit card.” I use my own. Daddy just pays it off. TSM.

God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

Champagne taste, Burnett’s budget. TSM.

I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.