“Do all things with sass and glitter.” TSM.

I’m in love with the Coco…Chanel. TSM.

Graduating with honors and alcoholism. TSM.

I’ve got 99 problems, but a big ain’t one. TSM.

Late night shacking, not snacking. TSM.

Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.

I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.