I'm just a girl out here tryin to function. I'm a frequent passenger on the hot mess express, except you'd have to subtract the hot and triple the mess. I'm technically an adult but that's really only on paper. You're not an alcoholic until you're thirty so why not live it up now and drink that second bottle of moscato?
She’s saying her last name starts with an F and his starts with an S. Her middle name starts with M. #educateyourself