Having a different boyfriend in every fraternity. TSTC.

Haaaaave you met my little? TSM.

Being 19 and 21 at the same time. TSM.

Fifty shades of blackout. TSM.

Beer taste on a champagne budget. TSM.

He’s the kind of guy I would even for. TSM.

“Fuck it. It’s period week.” TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

We’ve hooked up like four times now, so we’re basically engaged. TSM.