The best part of being a legacy is getting your mom’s vintage letters. TSM.

Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM

Using your one call from jail to call your VP of Communications so you don’t get fined for missing an event. TSTC.

“Don’t worry, your littles are way prettier than hers are.” TSM.

“We won’t ever look as good as we do now, so let’s take another shot, drink another round.” TSM.

“People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time.” -True Detective. TSM.

Vodka in a wine glass. TSM.

If MY membership status is still active, is “standards” even really a thing? TSM.

“I’m using him for his formal.” TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.