Fifty shades of blackout. TSM.

“I just like him so much that I feel like I’ve had ten drinks today. And I’ve only had six.” -Phoebe Buffay. TSM.

Having a designated for standards meeting dress. TSM.

“Beyoncé would do it.” TSM.

Looking better in his T-shirts than he does. TSM.

He’s the kind of guy I would even for. TSM.

Looking hotter at Sunday meeting than most people do out on Saturday night. TSM.

Shopping for the little you don’t even have yet. TSM.

“Fuck it. It’s period week.” TSM.

Always having a back-up plan, but never being one. TSM.