Lipstick stains on your handle. TSM.

It’s not bitchy if you’re honest. TSM.

Being the reason glitter is no longer allowed during Greek Week. TSTC.

Making sure to wear letters on a day you feel like being nice to people. TSM.

Deliberately responding “who’s this?” even though you know exactly who it is. TSM.

Pretending to fall asleep on him, as a means to force him to cuddle with you. TSM.

“I love drunk you.” TSM.