Finding glitter on his penis after Bid Day. TSM.
Finding glitter on his penis after Bid Day. TSM.
Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.
Forgetting where you are, but not where you got your outfit. TSM.
“I drink more, so the other kids won’t have to.” TSM.
Give me a first name and a Tinder profile and I can find anybody. TSM.
I’m really good at making bad decisions. TSM.
Being that best friend duo that knows everything. TSM.
Drunk texting on the Greek keyboard. TSM.
Planning out an outfit three months in advance. TSM.
“She told me to send her a sisterhood moment for recruitment, but I can’t think of one that doesn’t involve alcohol.” TSM.