Being the senior that everyone’s afraid of. TSM.
Being the senior that everyone’s afraid of. TSM.
Not having money to buy groceries, but always coming up with enough cash for a new formal dress, cooler-making supplies, and alcohol. TSM.
Turning your slampiece into a math tutor on weekdays. TSM.
Texting your big to tell her about your first standards meeting, because you know she’ll be proud. TSM.
Waking your best friend up by doing the secret knock on the wall. TSM.
Handpicking his roommate’s formal date. TSM.
I drink wine #LikeAGirl, but I shotgun beer #LikeABoy. Equality. TSM.
Hating the whole fraternity because of him. TSM.
“I already thought of an Instagram caption. Of course I’m going.” TSM.
A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, therefore being a bitch is natural. Logic. TSM.