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That moment when I’m done 100% certain that’s not possible.
Says the cunt who probably done gits the train ran on her at least 10 times a week.
Cool story.
Whats wrong, can’t get the dick out of your mouth long enough to type a legit response?
Yea, ya shoulda been there last night. I done spent all night nailin my wife whose rack makes yours look like mosquito bites.
And you’ll likely done go from virgin to three time abortion experience within a half year.
So ya basically fulfill all the things you denied doing. Impressive.
Women drivers = No survivors.
Just dont burn my dinner
Dood youre in glorified brothel, people couldn’t think any lower of your reputation as is.
Your dun used to that arent ya
All the magic in the world haint gonna take away the STDS sorawhores have.
The photo with the most STDs in the world