Better safe than standards. TSM.

I’m judging you for NOT doing it. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

“I have more money on my Starbucks card than I do in my savings account.” TSM.

Getting drunk for the sole purpose of texting a guy. TSM.

Skipping class to rhinestone your water jug. TSM.

Using a selfie stick to take nudes. TSTC.

Showing the cops your birthday Insta when they don’t believe you’re 21. TSM.

Morning routine: Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, back to bed. TSM.