I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.

The more sisters sent to standards, the better the event. TSTC.

Always matching your bra and underwear, because you never know what’s going to happen. TSM.

Get excited. TSM.

Beer bonging wine. TSM.

He’s not that cute, but his fraternity brings him up, like, two points. TSM.

We accept the hangovers we think we deserve. TSM.