Most likely to do the walk of shame. TSTC.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.

A shack shirt is just a souvenir. TSM.

Taking one for the chapter. TSM.

I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

Never having to walk home during pledge season. TSM.

FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

Marry for money. Love will come later. TSM.