Avoiding skin cancer by staying white, and looking damn good doing it. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.

I don’t dye my hair or starve myself to stay thin. I don’ t look down upon lower tier sororities. I’m not getting my MRS degree but an MBA instead. I can make a fantastic sandwich, award winning cupcakes and unbutton an Oxford and khakis with one hand. TSM.