Lilly Pulitzer making a cute elephant print design. TSM.

Only dating GDIs if they’re athletes. TSM.

Working out to your pregame playlists. TSM.

Getting more girls’ numbers than guys’ because it’s recruitment season. TSM.

Dressing like a senator’s wife. Partying like his stripper. TSM.

Detoxing over winter break. TSM.

Acting like you haven’t seen your friends in 25 years when you come back from break. TSM.

Knowing you’ve groomed your younger brother into someone’s perfect future boyfriend when he memorizes your Starbucks order. TSM.

The younger girls both loving and fearing you. TSM.

My degree is not a back-up-plan. It’s a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.