I don’t want him back, I just don’t want him to be happy without me. TSM.

Wearing my Badge, pearls, cap and gown to graduate with my sisters and best friends in the world. TSM.

You should always look your best. Your soulmate could be around the corner at any time…so could your ex. TSM.

Special shopping trip for water-proof mascara during senior week. TSM.

Having the “bitch out” text down to an art. TSM.

Every lesson plan I create involves “step 3: apply glitter liberally.” TSM.

Cap and gown registration needs my height with shoes. How am I supposed to already know what shoes I’ll be wearing? TSM.

The conditioned response to scream and cheer as loud as you can when your chapter is announced, even if you don’t know why. TSM.

It’s okay, I’m pretty. TSM.

He asked why I only text him when I’m drunk. I told him I only text him when I have time for him, which coincidentally, is when I’m drunk. TSM.