Facebook creeping yourself to make sure there’s nothing for other girls to hate on. TSM.

We’ll keep drinking and we’ll keep getting skinnier. TSM.

The bad thing about finals week is I have no time to work out. The good thing is I have no time to eat. TSM.

Real women wear lipstick. TSM.

It’s all in the hairflip. TSM.

Choosing Evian or Fiji based on what looks better with my outfit. TSM.

Life is better monogrammed. TSM.

Carrie in the closet, Charlotte on the streets, Miranda in the classroom, Samantha in the sheets. TSM.

Excuse me while I preshen up. TSM.

If you don’t have at least 10 pillows on your bed, I seriously don’t understand how you sleep at night. TSM.