If you don’t have a craft drawer, are you really even in a sorority? TSM.

Mulan being told she would bring honor to her family by having a tiny waist. TSM.

Taking care of the seniors when they try to relive their freshman year one more time. TSM.

Sorority politics are more corrupt than House of Cards. TSM.

Feeling genuinely insulted when someone doesn’t know who your big is. TSM.

The worst thing I was called in high school was “perfect.” TSM.

Intimidating your entire sorority, even exec. TSM.

Becoming the senior you were once afraid of. TSM.

Doing squats in the tanning booth, because multi-tasking. TSM.