“This is the best bra for doing body shots.” TSM.

Haaaaave you met my little? TSM.

Being 19 and 21 at the same time. TSM.

Fifty shades of blackout. TSM.

Being 21 for three years before your 21st birthday, and three years after it. TSM.

Shopping for the little you don’t even have yet. TSM.

Taking standards to standards. TSM.

Having drunken blackmail photos of everyone you know. TSM. Never being able to use them, because they also have drunken blackmail photos of you. TSTC.

Standards never bothered me anyway. TSM.

Having family letters and roommate letters. TSM.