Being pretty offended when he tells you that you are a “good girl,” but also slightly proud that someone out there still thinks so. TSM.

You can’t be “practically” in a sorority, geed. TSM.

Always fucked up. Never fucked over. TSM.

Wearing your letters to summer classes so people know you don’t go to community college. TSM.

Making sure your roommate hooks up with a guy from the same fraternity as you are, so you can share a ride in the morning. TSM.