Being thankful that your drunken alter-ego put a little drunk food aside for hangover breakfast. TSM.
Being thankful that your drunken alter-ego put a little drunk food aside for hangover breakfast. TSM.
“Can we go to Starbucks first?” TSM.
Marking your territory by giving him a bow tie in your sorority’s Lilly print. TSM.
Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.
The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.
My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.
Getting the sudden urge to rear-end anyone with an Obama 2008 bumper sticker. TSM.