I totally want the (Ph)D. TSM.

Chin down, arm out, and pretend like you’re laughing. TSM.

Post-recruitment dance parties, because you love your sisters enough to stick around. TSM.

Calling your alumnae advisor “The Godmother.” TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling wine bottle opener. TSM.

Always in recruitment mode. TSM.

I need a white wine emoji almost as badly as I need a white wine. TSM.

Becoming a professional rapper when creating lyrics for Greek sing. TSM

I’d rather people talk about me than be irrelevant. TSM.