“But Daddy, I needed that!” TSM.

I never ate lunchables & neither will my kids. TSM.

My summer apparel is cuter than your summer apparel. TSM.

Always over-packing. TSM.

The problem with dress shopping for formals is not that nothing fits, it’s that everything fits. TSM.

Fraternity composites always seem to be the backdrop to my pictures. TSM.

Lost my headband on the beach, but gained a sombrero. TSM.