Patiently waiting for legging season. TSM.
Patiently waiting for legging season. TSM.
Guessing who will be on exec three months before slating. TSM.
“Oh, I only drink vodka and wine.”
“Really? I drink anything and everything” TSM.
Can I put “highly skilled at taking care of drunk girls” on my resume? TSM.
Being more obsessed with your future littles than the guy that you’re currently sleeping with. TSM.
He’s my ex-whatever-he-was. TSM.
Not being able to listen to the radio the same way after learning recruitment parodies. TSM.
Hi. We’ve met seven times, but I’ve never seen you sober. TSM.
Saying “Thank you,” when he says “I love you.” TSM.
Finding glitter in random places in your room. And backpack. And purse. And notebooks. TSM.