Shattering your phone screen, but not your reputation. TSM.
Shattering your phone screen, but not your reputation. TSM.
Being the new member everyone loved and the senior everyone fears. TSM.
Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.
1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.
Always be crafting. TSM.
Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.
Premeditating a drunken hookup. TSM.