“Oh, you have officially lost the emoji next to your name, sweetheart.” TSM.

They call me “the little sparkly one.” TSM.

I put the “bar” in Barbie. TSM.

I’m basically a bro who likes glitter. TSM.

Why do sorority girls snap? Because you can’t clap with a drink in one hand. TSM.

That fraternity is on my to-do list. TSM.

Stopping to get Starbucks on your walk of shame. TSTC.

“You’re the friend I sin with.” TSTC.

The only snap story you really watch being your own. TSM.

I’ve been dancing on elevated surfaces since my first recital. 18 years later, I still love it. TSM.