Drunk enough to make wildly embarrassing decisions. Not drunk enough to forget them. TSM.

I just want him to text me so I can ignore him. TSM.

Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.

Putting your crafting box away from big/little season only to take it back out of retirement in preparation of cooler season. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

Being hotter than you are crazy. TSM.

Doing more cardio at recruitment practice than at a Zumba class. TSM.