Sucking up to your dad the moment spring lines are released. TSM.

Thanking Daddy for your good looks and your trust fund on Father’s Day. TSM.

Red, White, and Blonde. TSM.

When asked the mythology question “What did the Greeks call non-Greeks” and the only answer you can come up with is “GDIs.” TSM.

Running out of hot water because you refuse to get ready in separate places. TSM.