Finding justifications for any lazy, slutty, or crazy thing a sister does, because that’s just what sisters are for. TSM.

Being above the basic Northface with yoga pants and UGGs look. TSM.

The amazing moment when your boyfriend calls your little, “little.” TSM.

Your sorority involvement taking up half of your resume. TSM.

Irrational anger at your fratdaddy after reading the TFM you THINK he posted. TSM.