Girls: the story of a fat and ugly hipster girl in New York whose parents cut her off financially after she fails to find a husband or a job after graduating. It’s pretty much the exact opposite life story of every girl who follows TFM.
Re: #1 (“I love you”): It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve heard a slam say this, and we’re well-practiced in the response (“I love you too”), even though we don’t mean a word of it. It’s a means to an end.
Re: #2 (Fake a blackout): We don’t really consider this an issue.
Re: #3 (Play the virgin card): If anything this will only encourage us. When it comes to sex with virgins, the actual act is usually terrible, but achieving first conquest is a bragging right that far outweighs it.
11. You have to deal with your drunk uncle who inappropriately touched you that one time when you were ten and were spending the weekend at his house while your parents away on their anniversary and he thought you were asleep in the guest room but really you were just pretending to be asleep and never told anyone because really it was your fault for dressing in such revealing pajamas. Eh? Eh? Am I right, ladies? HotPiece knows what I’m talking about……
God I hate mud sharks.
Girls: the story of a fat and ugly hipster girl in New York whose parents cut her off financially after she fails to find a husband or a job after graduating. It’s pretty much the exact opposite life story of every girl who follows TFM.
Re: #1 (“I love you”): It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve heard a slam say this, and we’re well-practiced in the response (“I love you too”), even though we don’t mean a word of it. It’s a means to an end.
Re: #2 (Fake a blackout): We don’t really consider this an issue.
Re: #3 (Play the virgin card): If anything this will only encourage us. When it comes to sex with virgins, the actual act is usually terrible, but achieving first conquest is a bragging right that far outweighs it.
Your dad. TChildhoodSexualAbuseM.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I love sluts.
No, yes, no, no, yes, no, no.
So his mom doesn’t know he’s gay?
It’s called “Christmas”. If you don’t like it then move to one of those raghead countries that celebrate the other ones.
“Bittie” is short for “bitch”, FYI.
You’re right. I should have told the story about the time I raped your mother so hard it tore a third hole in her crotch.
11. You have to deal with your drunk uncle who inappropriately touched you that one time when you were ten and were spending the weekend at his house while your parents away on their anniversary and he thought you were asleep in the guest room but really you were just pretending to be asleep and never told anyone because really it was your fault for dressing in such revealing pajamas. Eh? Eh? Am I right, ladies? HotPiece knows what I’m talking about……
This bitch has some damn fine DSL’s.
I can’t even begin to explain everything that’s wrong here.
A column about sending nudes and there are no fucking nudes. Fuck you, HotPiece.
So I’m guessing that face is permanent at this point?
^ You sound like you could take multiple loads to the face like a champ.
Three “I’m not fat” denials means she’s DEFINITELY fat.
Pics or GTFO, chubs.
I’ll allow it.
SLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!!!!!