Starbucks is the biggest coffee chain on the entire planet. Believe it or not, people outside of Greek life do in fact go there with regularity. Shocking, I know.
You might as well have titled this “25 reasons why I hate America”.
If you’re going to be “that girl” at the Super Bowl party (the one who whines and says stupid sarcastic shit about football the whole time) then do everyone a favor and just stay home. No one likes that girl.
The reason a wingman will talk up his friend to a potential lay is because it works. Why does it work? Because women are gullible and they will believe almost anything we tell them.
Even if you don’t care about baseball or football, you should still know the basic rules of the game. It’s part of being an American.
So he can actually be a decent human being to his own child. Quick, someone call the Nobel committee.
“You do not share a mutual love of Starbucks.”
Starbucks is the biggest coffee chain on the entire planet. Believe it or not, people outside of Greek life do in fact go there with regularity. Shocking, I know.
You might as well have titled this “25 reasons why I hate America”.
If you’re going to be “that girl” at the Super Bowl party (the one who whines and says stupid sarcastic shit about football the whole time) then do everyone a favor and just stay home. No one likes that girl.
There’s no such thing as “eskimo sisters”. There’s only sluts.
Gay.
God I love being a man.
She’s the fat one, right?
We don’t care about what happens before the bar. We only care about what happens after the bar.
That much easier to get my dick wet.
Daddy issues are the greatest aphrodisiac known to man. The second I hear a slam mention that she has divorced parents I get an anticip-erection.
I’m almost positive that HotPiece has a strain of herpes that has not yet been publicly revealed.
“Nice black man” – those three words do not belong in the same sentence.
The reason a wingman will talk up his friend to a potential lay is because it works. Why does it work? Because women are gullible and they will believe almost anything we tell them.
“west coast attitude” – so….. you want a gay man?
If you think all guys are capable of this then you must hang out with some real pussies. Connor isn’t even a man, let alone a fraternity man.
I seriously doubt a man has ever said “I love you” to HotPiece. Except her father. Maybe.
Needs more tits.
I find it much easier to masturbate to their photos with the knowledge that they have shed tears over them.
True, she’s arab or some shit. But even they should have more respect for themselves.