Wow. I stumbled across this article quite by accident, and although it is now 10 months old, I felt compelled to respond because I consider this a declaration of war on your part, Hot Piece. I want to begin by stating that I am indeed a flat-chested girl, and therefore an enemy of yours. I’ve read and re-read this article in an attempt to understand what you were hoping to accomplish by writing this…my conclusion is that you were hoping to draw attention to your boobs. Congratulations, it seems that you’ve inspired some frat-boy erections (judging from the comments below). I’m really happy for you.
I read your profile blurb at the end of the article, and I’m surprised that it focuses on your educational accomplishments, making no mention of the fact that you were able to grow an impressive set of mammary glands. I mean, you EARNED those boobs, didn’t you? They are the very ticket to all of your future success, right? In the interest of promoting “sorority” (i.e. sisterhood) you chose to use your writing talents for this? Can you say irony? I knew a lot of girls like you who got this kind of bullshit out of their system in the locker room in junior high.
Some day that invisible engagement ring may manifest itself (when you find a guy shallow enough to want to marry you for your impressive rack), and you may end up squeezing out a couple of offspring…will you breastfeed? I successfully breastfed three kids with my “flat chest”, therefore, my unimpressive boobs fulfilled their function. I know a lot of double-D gals who couldn’t pull it off, so try to remember that boobs actually have a purpose other than attracting your friend’s creepy uncle and making him fantasize about titty-fucking you.
The sad thing is, you are promoting everything that is wrong with American society. You are promoting bullying, and you are making girls with low self-esteem suffer by publishing this crap. There is a 15-year-old girl somewhere slitting her wrists right now because she wears an A cup and all of her friends tease her for it. Thankfully, this site is hardly mainstream, and you’ll never get anywhere close to a Pulitzer, but seriously…shame on you!
My hope for you is this: I curse you with breast cancer. I hope to see another article from you someday detailing the pain and suffering you go through when your double mastectomy ruins your life because all you ever had, all of personal worth was dependent on your bra size. You will be left with nothing but gross scars on your flat chest, and if there is any justice or karma in the universe, that is exactly what will happen. Bonus: you’ll lose your hair too.
Fuck you, you unimaginable bitch. You are the very reason why “sorority” cannot exist. I can’t believe any other girl would want to be friends with you, but what it sounds like to me is that there is someone obsessed with your boobs…and that person is self-centered, egotistical, and completely clueless. It’s no wonder that women cannot attain equal standing with men in the world because there are women like you working against us.
Wow. I stumbled across this article quite by accident, and although it is now 10 months old, I felt compelled to respond because I consider this a declaration of war on your part, Hot Piece. I want to begin by stating that I am indeed a flat-chested girl, and therefore an enemy of yours. I’ve read and re-read this article in an attempt to understand what you were hoping to accomplish by writing this…my conclusion is that you were hoping to draw attention to your boobs. Congratulations, it seems that you’ve inspired some frat-boy erections (judging from the comments below). I’m really happy for you.
I read your profile blurb at the end of the article, and I’m surprised that it focuses on your educational accomplishments, making no mention of the fact that you were able to grow an impressive set of mammary glands. I mean, you EARNED those boobs, didn’t you? They are the very ticket to all of your future success, right? In the interest of promoting “sorority” (i.e. sisterhood) you chose to use your writing talents for this? Can you say irony? I knew a lot of girls like you who got this kind of bullshit out of their system in the locker room in junior high.
Some day that invisible engagement ring may manifest itself (when you find a guy shallow enough to want to marry you for your impressive rack), and you may end up squeezing out a couple of offspring…will you breastfeed? I successfully breastfed three kids with my “flat chest”, therefore, my unimpressive boobs fulfilled their function. I know a lot of double-D gals who couldn’t pull it off, so try to remember that boobs actually have a purpose other than attracting your friend’s creepy uncle and making him fantasize about titty-fucking you.
The sad thing is, you are promoting everything that is wrong with American society. You are promoting bullying, and you are making girls with low self-esteem suffer by publishing this crap. There is a 15-year-old girl somewhere slitting her wrists right now because she wears an A cup and all of her friends tease her for it. Thankfully, this site is hardly mainstream, and you’ll never get anywhere close to a Pulitzer, but seriously…shame on you!
My hope for you is this: I curse you with breast cancer. I hope to see another article from you someday detailing the pain and suffering you go through when your double mastectomy ruins your life because all you ever had, all of personal worth was dependent on your bra size. You will be left with nothing but gross scars on your flat chest, and if there is any justice or karma in the universe, that is exactly what will happen. Bonus: you’ll lose your hair too.
Fuck you, you unimaginable bitch. You are the very reason why “sorority” cannot exist. I can’t believe any other girl would want to be friends with you, but what it sounds like to me is that there is someone obsessed with your boobs…and that person is self-centered, egotistical, and completely clueless. It’s no wonder that women cannot attain equal standing with men in the world because there are women like you working against us.