Waking up early to finish a paper and spending all the extra time on my hair instead. TSM.

Having an unreasonable emotional attachment to a pair of shoes. TSM.

Skipping class on the day of formal in order to get my hair and nails done. TSM.

Lots of girls can bake, but no one makes a better dry gin martini than I do. TSM.

Wearing a twelve dollar sorority t-shirt with a few thousand dollars worth of jewelry. TSM.