Swiping left on Tinder because he’s wearing cargo shorts. TSM.

Always working out in spandex shorts. TSM.

Spending spring break with the sisters you meet from around the country. TSM.

Recreating sorority row in the library. TSM.

Do you know who my big is? TSM.

Finding your formal date during Greek Week. TSM.

It’s clear who makes the sandwiches in this relationship…and it’s not me. TSM.

If he does you wrong, there’s only one thing left to do: his little brother. TSM.

Showing off your first letter calling you to a standards meeting, but being scared shitless when you walk into it. TSM.