Being the sweetheart to the same fraternity as your mother and grandmother. TSM.

He buys the drinks, but I call the shots. TSM.

Showing people pictures of your little like she’s one of your children. TSM.

Having a “Who wore it best?” competition in your head every time you see a girl wearing a shack shirt you have. TSM.

Forgetting you aren’t actually 21. TSM.

Knowing that if he was a perfect pledge, he’ll be a perfect boyfriend. TSM.

Does being a sober sister count for community service hours? TSM.