Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.

Stealing t-shirts and WiFi passwords. TSM.

Give me wine or give me *death.

*vodka. TSM.

You know you’re a mess when your phone autocorrects drunk to drunj. TSTC.

Always being there when a sister “can’t find anyone to take this shot with.” TSM.

Having a backup date in every fraternity. TSM.

Wearing letters when high school kids come to tour because you’re always recruiting. TSM.

Having a week’s worth of Instagram posts planned out because your graduation pictures were so perfect. TSM.

Pregaming your standards meeting. TSM.

On a scale from hungover at an 8am to formal, how cute are you getting? TSM.