Every drunk picture is a kissing face because you love everyone when you’re drunk. And also, cheekbones. TSM.

“We should have pregamed.” TSM.

Bringing your sunglasses out with you at night, because you know you’ll want them for the walk home in the morning. TSTC.

I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.

No one would ever be so stupid as to ask me to be a sober sister. TSM.

Being the new member everyone loved and the senior everyone fears. TSM.

Tindering while your hookup is in the bathroom. TSM

“Can we pregame that?” TSM.

Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.

Premeditating a drunken hookup. TSM.