Your shack t-shirt quilt being bigger than your sorority t-shirt quilt. TSTC.
Your shack t-shirt quilt being bigger than your sorority t-shirt quilt. TSTC.
Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.
Writing an eight-page term paper about “Legally Blonde.” TSM.
Having a signature Instagram filter. TSM.
Demanding “who do you know here!?” even when you’re not the host. TSM.
“Do all things with sass and glitter.” TSM.
Graduating with honors and alcoholism. TSM.
Having more spirit for your sorority than you ever did for your high school. TSTC.
As I walk through the valley in the shadow of the frat house, I will fear no standards, for my vodka and whiskey they comfort me. TSM.
Dueting “Love is an Open Door” with a little girl at the domestic violence shelter. TSM.