Boyfriend: “You keep making jokes about being crazy but I don’t really think you are”
Me: “LOL just wait.” TSM.

Demanding that he make you a cooler for your formal because ~*eQuAliTy*~ TSM.

My “type” is trust fund babies. TSM.

Taking off all your clothes for bed, but not quite washing off your makeup until you’re totally sure no one is going out. TSM.

High tolerance for his alcohol. Low tolerance for his bullshit. TSM.