My favorite lip stain is wine. TSM.

Pretty and plastered. TSM.

Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.

Referring to any non-alcoholic beverage as a chaser. TSM.

“Can you see my hangover through these sunglasses?” TSM.

Being far too hungover to go to class, but managing to make it to banner painting at the same time. TSM.

When he stays at your place, but you still get a shack shirt. TSM.