Blacking out is God’s way of saying, “Don’t worry about it.” TSM.
Blacking out is God’s way of saying, “Don’t worry about it.” TSM.
Controlling his zipper and his wallet. TSM.
Looking up the projected income of your new boy’s major before taking it too far. TSM.
Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.
The best thing about college is being able to skip class whenever you want. That’s also the worst thing about college. TSM.
No “bad side.” TSM.
Being more prepared for spring break in one month, than you are for the classes you have tomorrow. TSM.
Being so obsessed with your sorority family that your actual family gets jealous. TSM.
Philanthropy events are like the gym. You don’t want to go, but once you’re there, you feel pretty good about yourself. TSM.
The “k bye” text so he knows he’s in trouble. TSM.