I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

Feeling more hazed by Nationals when they question you about hazing than you ever did by your sorority. TSM.

“Like ring by spring serious, or just formal serious?” TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

We’ve hooked up like four times now, so we’re basically engaged. TSM.

Remembering the night by what you wore, not what you did. TSM.