Knowing your Instagram caption before the event. TSM.

I’m blonde on the inside, ya know? TSM.

Literally being a terrible person to sit next to in the library because you’re too social. TSTC.

I don’t always study, but when I do, I have five different colored pens and a glass of Moscato. TSM.

Chasing shots with wine. TSM.

“I mean, I told my big. But that doesn’t count.” TSM.

Blocking your standards chair on Snapchat. TSTC.