I’ve got a story for you, you dumb broad. In class some GDI cargo shorts wearing little piece of shit told me I had to stop banging some chick in the back of the classroom. I proceeded to walk to the front, shotgun a beer, throw the empty in the little bitch’s face and left with another rando slam piece #theysayyouarewhayuoueat #idontremembereatingafuckinglegend
Yeahhhh you’re my kinda broad. Some slam said this to me as I was on my dads yacht for New Years and I told her “new year, same old money fratstar booyah!” Then proceeded to nail her from behind while shot gunning a beer. When her GDI boyfriend walked up I threw the empty in his face and cold clocked him in the jaw #blessed
Shut up you stupid broad. You wouldn’t be talking all this nonsense if you knew who my dad was or how fucking big my net worth is. My slampiece lineup runs 10 deep so you best not act up if you wanna get sum of this frat rocket #blessed #fratsohardmotherfuckaswannafineme
#fratweezybaby
Using him for his old money, his jet and his five vacation houses. I’m #4 on the slam piece lineup, but Im totes gonna be #1 after my formal!!!! TrichdaddybowtiefratslamM
Shut up and get back in the kitchen hoe, I don’t think you appreciate how big it is to be #3 on my slam piece lineup. The only number in your address book should be my fucking net worth (it’s so big that it would take up the whole book, get it?) #affluence #nutinyourface
I’ve got a story for you, you dumb broad. In class some GDI cargo shorts wearing little piece of shit told me I had to stop banging some chick in the back of the classroom. I proceeded to walk to the front, shotgun a beer, throw the empty in the little bitch’s face and left with another rando slam piece #theysayyouarewhayuoueat #idontremembereatingafuckinglegend
Yeahhhh you’re my kinda broad. Some slam said this to me as I was on my dads yacht for New Years and I told her “new year, same old money fratstar booyah!” Then proceeded to nail her from behind while shot gunning a beer. When her GDI boyfriend walked up I threw the empty in his face and cold clocked him in the jaw #blessed
Shut up you stupid broad. You wouldn’t be talking all this nonsense if you knew who my dad was or how fucking big my net worth is. My slampiece lineup runs 10 deep so you best not act up if you wanna get sum of this frat rocket #blessed #fratsohardmotherfuckaswannafineme
#fratweezybaby
Using him for his old money, his jet and his five vacation houses. I’m #4 on the slam piece lineup, but Im totes gonna be #1 after my formal!!!! TrichdaddybowtiefratslamM
Shut up and get back in the kitchen hoe, I don’t think you appreciate how big it is to be #3 on my slam piece lineup. The only number in your address book should be my fucking net worth (it’s so big that it would take up the whole book, get it?) #affluence #nutinyourface
Bringing FIVE pairs of bowties for a one night trip on my daddy’s yacht while matching my broskis and shotgunning Keystone Light TFM.
You should care about making your fratdaddy (me) a sandwich. #hoesindifferentareacodes .TFM