I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

But first, let me take a Snapchat. TSM.

Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.

Knowing it’s getting serious when you’re upgraded from shacker shirt to shacker sweatshirt. TSM.

“Whatever. She only gets 25 likes on her Insta posts.” TSM.