Being banned from a fraternity being both a point of embarrassment and pride. TSTC.

Automatically hating any girl who walks into “your” fraternity. TSM.

Every photo from the weekend having a fraternity composite in the background. TSM.

Blackmailing the standards chair. TSM.

Partying with his rival fraternity after your break up. TSM.

Being in a sorority is a lifestyle. TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.