Using your book buy-back money for alcohol. TSM.

Ignoring the staredown from your hookup on campus. TSTC.

Your good luck dress always ending up on someone else’s floor. TSM.

Going to the library to meet up with a boy totally counts as studying. TSM.

Sisterhood is more than matching tanks and neon hats. Those things just make it better. TSM.

The most interesting part of moving out for the summer is finding all the things you stole from fraternity houses over the course of the semester. TSM.

Getting away with playing music that makes boys cringe, because all they want to do is see you dance. TSM.

I will pre-game literally anything. TSTC.

Going four years without a standards meeting, but only because you’re good at not getting caught. TSM.

Even when I’m wrong, I’m right. TSM.